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Musical: Out Of This World
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MERCURY Oh, what a bevvy of beauties! Oh, what a school of fish! Oh, what a covey of cuties! Oh, what a dish delish. I've known litters of minxes All of them fun for a while But now what methinks is You've got 'em GIRLS We've got 'em MERCURY AND GIRLS Beat a mile. They... MERCURY They couldn't compare to you They couldn't compare to you Althought I've played many, many a maid They couldn't compare to you. I've thoroughly pitched the woo From the heights of Valhalla to Kalamazoo And though they all had a lot on the ball, They couldn't compare to you. GIRLS Of ladies fair, He's had more than his share MERCURY And strange, but true I hereby declare from tiptoe to hair They couldn't compare to you. After playing the local sirens That resided in my environs I decided to learn the art of Cupid's trickery. So at once, I started crusing. Found the muses so amusing That I even got a kick out of Terpsichore After her, I met Calypso Who was definitely a dip-so Then I fled to fat Hilda (She was German) After snitching Eve from Adam, I attended "Called Me Madam" And shortly began to nestle Ethel Merman. I admired the silken body Of the sheeth Shahara Zadi Then of Lady Godiva, I became the lord. After that, I staged an orgie For some friends of Lucrezia Borgia And ended up at the start with Annie Ward After having had a party With Venetian goddess Astarte, Well, I started a bit of hell with Penelope. After quieting all my urges For several vestial virgins I put on a strip for Gypsy Rose Lee. Though I liked the queen of Sheeba, She was mentally an amoeba. As for Beatrice Chedesti She was a pest And far too chest. As for the passionate wife of Nero, My reactions were, frankly, zero. As for that that sourceress known as Cerce She was so hot I hollered for mercy GIRLS So hot he hollered for mercy MERCURY There was Gallatia, and mean Medea and Sappho, one of the best. There was Nefertiti, a perfect sweetie And gay Mae West. I was a hell of a fella with Cinderella And Isabella of Spain. And I used to caress both Lola Montez and that damn Calamity Jane. When betwixt Nguyen and Anne Boelyn I was forced to make my choice I became so confused I was even amused and abused by Peggy Joyce. There was Melisande, a platinum blonde, How I loved to ruffle her locks. There was Nymphadora and then Pandora who let me open her... GIRLS They couldn't compare to you MERCURY They couldn't compare to you GIRLS Although he's played many, many a maid MERCURY They couldn't compare to you. I've thoroughly pitched the woo From the heights of Valhalla to Kalamazoo, GIRLS And though they all had a lot on the ball MERCURY They couldn't compare to you. GIRLS Of ladies fair He's loved more than his share MERCURY And strange, but true I hereby declare From tiptoe to hair GIRLS From head cap to square MERCURY From dressed up to bare MERCURY AND GIRLS They couldn't compare to you! [Thanks to Julia for lyrics] Back to main page: Out Of This World Lyrics
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