Browse By ABC

Gordo's Law Of Genetics Lyrics > New Brain, A

Gordo's Law Of Genetics Lyrics


Doctor: The bad trait, will always predominate. Bad trait is certain to win.
The bad trait will always predominate.

All: That is the law of genetics.

Doctor: According to Schwinn!


Women: Smart or Dumb.

Men: The dumb will predominate.

Women: Fat or thin.

Men: The fat will predominate.

Women: Lazy or not lazy.

Men: The lazy will predominate.

All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.


Doctor: The bad trait

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.

Doctor: Bad trait

Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.

Doctor: The bad trait.

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate

All: That is the law of genetics according to Schwinn!


Rhoda: Why is the smart son, always the gay son?

All: Schwinn?s second law of genetics.

Women: Smart or Dumb.

Men: The dumb will predominate.

Women: Fat or thin.

Men: The fat will predominate.

Women: Lazy or not lazy.

Men: The lazy will predominate.

All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.

Homeless Lady: Say your father has a stomach.
You are sure to get that stomach.

Women: It's a simple fact of science.

Homless Lady and Doctor: Don't rely on self reliance.
You are sure to get that stomach so eat eat eat!

Doctor: Because, the bad trait

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.

Doctor: Bad trait

Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.

Doctor : The bad trait.

Men: Will always predominate

All: That Is the law of genetics.
That is the law of genetics according to
That is the law of genetics according to

G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo Schwinn!

Ohhhh Gordo's Law of Genetics!!!!
Last Update: June, 20th 2013

New Brain, A Lyrics

  1. Frogs Have So Much Spring ('The Spring Song')
  2. Calamari
  3. 911 Emergency/I Have So Many Songs
  4. Heart And Music
  5. Trouble In His Brain
  6. Mother's Gonna Make Things Fine
  7. I'd Rather Be Sailing
  8. Family History
  9. Gordo's Law Of Genetics
  10. And They're Off
  11. Just Go
  12. Poor, Unsuccessful And Fat
  13. Sitting Becalmed In The Lee Of Cuttyhunk
  14. An Invitation To Sleep In My Arms
  15. Change
  16. Yes
  17. In The Middle Of The Room
  18. Throw It Out
  19. A Really Lousy Day In The Universe
  20. Brain Dead
  21. Whenever I Dream
  22. Eating Myself Up Alive
  23. The Music Still Plays On Lyrics 
  24. Don't Give In
  25. You Boys Are Gonna Get Me in Such Trouble/ Sailing (reprise) Lyrics 
  26. The Homeless Lady's Revenge Lyrics 
  27. Time Lyrics 
  28. Time And Music
  29. I Feel So Much Spring Lyrics 

Popular musicals