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Musical: My Name Is Alice
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It was one of those days When your minds in a maze I was trapped in the doubt of my life I was doing a quiz Found in Cozmo or Ms. When the music went out of my life But I’m not the type to face the blues alone So I dusted off my flute And slide trombone Chorus: I joined an all girl band Now I jam from the night til’ the morn I joined an all girl band Now I can blow my own horn I was fed up with rules And the room full of fools And the office was driving me nuts (I hear ya girl, I know what ya mean) And I needed some peace Or at least a release Or I kick in their if’s, ands and butts But Id rather punch my clock and not my boss And Id run home to become Diana Ross Chorus 2: I joined an all girl band Now the feeling is just what I need I joined an all girl band From now on I’m singing the lead Were shaking our maracas Were making news, making music that’s rhythm and blues Together were much better than so-so Each of us is a virtuoso I was hitting the skids I was sick of my kids Discontented to just be a wife If I spend one more day With that damn PTA I will drown in the carpool of life So we gave up playing mah john, bridge and gin Now I play the bass guitar and violin Chorus 3: We joined an all girl band Now the music inside of us sings We joined an all girl band Now look whose pulling the strings Chorus 4: We joined an all girl band Now the harmony soars to the night We joined an all girl band Alice is doing all right Spoken: A my name is Alice and my husbands name Alan and we live in Alabama and we sell apples A my name is Alice and my ex’s name is Albert and I live in Albuquerque and I get alimony A my name is Alice and I work as an attorney for Applebaum, Bemshik and Cohen, and do I have anxiety. A my name is Alice and I live in an apartment, and I live in it alone, and its kind of antiseptic and my boyfriends an accountant and he’s kind of antisocial, and I wanted to be an actress but I couldn’t get an agent so I sell Avon. A my name is Alice and my husbands name is Adam, and his girlfriends name is Amy, and my lovers name is Abby now her husbands name is Arney, and his boyfriends name is Alan, my analysts name is Arthur and we’re working on my anger. Chorus 5: We joined an all girl band Now the harmony soars to the night We joined an all girl band Now I can blow my own horn, Now on I’m singing the lead Now look whose pulling the stings Alice is doing all right [Thanks to Stephy B for lyrics]
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