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Musical: Lucky Stiff
Song: Dogs Versus You

 

[Harry] Alright, you're following us. Who are you?

[Annabel] My card.

[H] Ms. Annabel Glick,
Representative of the Universal Dog Home of Brooklyn?

[A] We were your late uncle's favorite charity

[H] Don't tell me you've come all this way for a handout

[A] I have come all this way for the money Mr. Witherspoon
All six million dollars of it. You see,

There are dogs in despair,
who need shelter and care
And who don't have a bone to chew
You have pink satin sheets;
they spend nights on the streets
It's the dogs, the dogs, it's the dogs versus you

We are down on our needs braving rabies and fleas
It's a job someone has to do
We need food, we need tags,
doggie toys, doggie bags
For the dogs

[Both] The dogs

[A] It's the dogs versus you
How I wish you could meet
the needy dogs I've known.

[H] Oh please.

[A] How much good you could do in the greater NY area alone.
Picture one (no) hungry hound (no)
Picture pups (no) at the pound (no)
Or the poor (no) little lost shiatsu

[H] Who?

[A] Think of beagles (no) who beg (no)
St. Bernards (no) with no keg
It's the dogs.

[H] I hate dogs
[A] You hate dogs?

[H] Oh how I wish (needy dogs) you could see (hungry dogs)
The kind of life I've had (25,000 starving dogs)
If you think (save the dogs) I'll go back
You're absolutely, positively mad

[A] I'm prepared

[H] So am I

[A] This is

[Both] do or die
It's so nice that we both agree
It's the dogs, the dogs

[A] Versus you

[H] And you

[Both] Versus me. After you

[Thanks to Savannah Skidmore for lyrics]





Lucky Stiff musical lyrics list:
SYNOPSIS
Something Funny's Going On
Mr. Witherspoon's Friday Night
Rita's Confession
Good to Be Alive
Lucky
Dogs Versus You
The Phone Call
Monte Carlo!
Speaking French
Times Like This
Fancy Meeting You Here
Finale Act One
Something Funny's Going On Reprise
Him, Them, It, Her
Nice
Welcome Back, Mr. Witherspoon
A Woman in My Bathroom
• Nice Reprise
Confession 2
Finale Act Two (Good to Be Alive)
• Shoes (Bonus Song)

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