A Woman in My Bathroom Lyrics > Lucky Stiff
A Woman in My Bathroom Lyrics
Cue: ?Just because we slept together does not mean we are on a first name basis.?
There's a woman in my bathroom in a sheet
The most aggravating girl I ever knew.
After driving me insane
Now she's off to catch a plane
Thanks to you!
I've had people pointing pistols at my head
I've been hounded and harassed by god knows who.
I have nearly lots my wits
And I still can't call it quits
Thanks to you!
Thanks to you my life is upside down and inside out
And I have this awful feeling you'd say,
?That's what life is all about?
And here's this woman in my bathroom in a slip
Getting dressed, going on her way
Thanks to you. Here we are.
Thanks to you. I've come so far, Uncle.
Tell me. How to tell her.
To stay.
[Thanks to Andrew Mauney for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Lucky Stiff Lyrics
- Act 1
- Something Funny's Going On
- Mr. Witherspoon's Friday Night
- Rita's Confession
- Good to Be Alive
- Lucky
- Dogs Versus You
- The Phone Call
- A Day Around Town
- Monte Carlo!
- Speaking French
- Times Like This
- Fancy Meeting You Here
- Act I Finale: Good To Be Alive
- Act 2
- Something Funny's Going On (Reprise)
- Him, Them, It, Her
- Nice
- Welcome Back, Mr. Witherspoon
- A Woman in My Bathroom
-
Nice (Reprise) Lyrics
- Act II Finale: Good To Be Alive
- Shoes