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Musical: Little Mermaid
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Music by Alan Menken Lyrics by Glenn Slater © 2007 Walt Disney Music Company (ASCAP)/Punchbuggy Music (ASCAP)/ Menken Music (BMI) All Rights Reserved. Lyrics reprinted by permission. SCUTTLE Wow – this is special… this is very, very unusual. ARIEL What? What is it? SCUTTLE It’s a dinglehopper! ARIEL A dinglehopper? SCUTTLE Oh, these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dinglehoppers, I’m a regular encyclopoodia! Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo Like the folks who live up there do That’ll flap their wigs! GULL 1 Flop their wigs! GULL 2 Flap! GULL 3 Awwwk! SCUTTLE Well, you’ll look absolutely dandy If you use one of these handy Little thingmajigs! GULL 1 Thingmabobs. GULL 2 Jigs! GULL 1 Bobs! GULL 3 Awwwk! SCUTTLE Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so Twirl it the way I’m twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go! You’re what they call “the dog’s meow”! GULLS Wonderful stuff! GULL 3 Awwwk! GULLS That human stuff! Can’t get enough— GULL 3 Awwwk! GULLS Of human stuff! And we are the authority— No need for us to bluff! Because we’re great at explanatin' Human stuff! ARIEL (holds a pipe) What’s that? SCUTTLE A snarfblatt! ARIEL Wow! SCUTTLE Back when the world was prehistoral, People sat as still as coral. Flat upon their bumps GULL 1 On their runts! GULL 2 Bunks! GULL 3 Awwwk! SCUTTLE There they would be, not even thinkin’ Bored to death and barely blinkin’ Way down at the dumps GULL 1 On the dumps! GULL 2 At! GULL 1 On! GULL 3 Awwwk! SCUTTLE Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance. Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts’re what you use to make folks dance! Give it a blow, and then – voilà! GULLS Wonderful stuff! GULL 3 Awwwk! GULLS That human stuff! If you’re a buff— GULL 3 Awwwk! GULLS Of human stuff! GULL 1 It’s marvable! GULL 2 Stupendiful! SCUTTLE Completely A-OJ! Which sounds absurd, but take my word— SCUTTLE & GULLS That’s what the humans say! Sensible stuff That human stuff! None of it fluff— Not human stuff! And heaven knows Since we’re the pros From us, you’ll get no guff SCUTTLE And once you’ve got your who’s-ma-gig— GULL 1 A thinga-ma-what— GULL 2 A whatch-ma-gig— SCUTTLE That’s all you need to bring you up to snuff! GULLS Right up to snuff! With proper dinglehopper groomin’ Rest assured... you’ll look real human! SCUTTLE, GULLS & ARIEL We know, ‘cause we know Human stuff! [Thanks to Jacob Sanchez for corrections] Back to main page: Little Mermaid Lyrics
Broadway Little Mermaid Lyrics
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