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Musical: Li'l Abner
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Them city folks and friends Are pretty much alike Though they ain't used to living in the sticks We don't like stone or cement But we is in agreement When we get started talking politics The country's in the very best of hands The best of hands The best of hands The treasury says the national debt Is climbing to the sky And government expenditures Have never been so high It makes a fellow get a Gleam of pride when they decide To see how our economy expands The country's in the very best of hands The country's in the very best of hands The best of hands The best of hands You oughtta hear the senate When their drawing up a bill Where asses and dimwits are crowded in each conisil (sp.) Such legal terminology Would give your heart a thrill There's phrases there that no one understands The country's in the very best of hands The building boom, they say Is getting bigger every day And when I asked a feller How could everybody pay He come up with an answer That made everything okay Supplies are getting greater than demands The country's in the very best of hands Don't you believe them congressmen And senators are dumb When they run into problems That is tough to overcome They just declare something They call the moritorium The upper and the lower house dismans The country's in the very best of hands Fox Motors is connected to the nominee The nominee's connected to the treasury When he ain't connected to the treasury He sits around on his thigh bone He sits around in his fancy car This big congressional parking lot Just sits around on the you know what 'Cause there they calls it their thigh bone Them bones, them bones Gonna rise again Gonna excercise a franchise again Gonna tax us up to our eyes again When he gets them off of their thigh bone The country's in the very best of hands The best of hands The best of hands The farm bill should be Eight-nine percent paroty And all their fellow recommends It should be mound at three But eighty, ninety-five percent who cares about decree It's paroty that no one understands The country's in the very best of hands Them GOP's and democrats Each hates the other one They's always criticizing How the country should be run But neither tell the public What the others gone and done As long as no one knows Where no one stands The country's in the very best of hands They sits around and just place their ass Where folks in congress has always sat Just sits around on their excess bag Up there they calls it their thigh bone They sits around till they starts to snore Jumps up and hollers I has the floor Then sits right down where they sats before Up there they calls it their thigh bone Them bones, them bones Gonna cross again So dignified and so wise again While the budget doubles in size again When it gets them off of their thigh bone The country's in the very best of hands The best of hands The best of hands The money that they taxes us That's known as revenues They compound up collaterals Subtracts the residue Don't worry about the principal And interest it encrues They're shipping all that stuff to foreign lands The country's in the very best of hands
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