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Musical: Jerry Springer: the Opera
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[JERRY (spoken)] Welcome to the show, Irene. I sense some hostility towards your daughter. [IRENE] Some are decended from angels, Others are decended from apes, Some are the result of romantic love, Others the result of rapes, Well, I wish she'd died at birth! [SHAWNTEL] And I wish you'd died at birth too! [JERRY (spoken)] Well, at least you agree on one thing. So, Chucky, how do you fit into all this? [CHUCKY] If she don't stop, I'll find me another woman. [SHAWNTEL] What're you gonna do? Buy her or drug her? [CHUCKY] Gonna find me something, To replace her tainted, Sagging old skin! [SHAWNTEL] Good! Good! I'm tired of your little dick flesh, It's so small I'd get more pleasure, From fucking myself with my own clitoris! [CHUCKY] All women are whores! Whores or sluts or prostitutes! [SHAWNTEL] You don't know shit! You don't know shit! He's just an, Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker! [ENSEMBLE] Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker! Three-nippled cousin-fuck! Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker! Three-nippled cousin-fuck! Three-nippled cousin-fuck! Three-nippled cousin-fucker! [JERRY (spoken)] So, you're the innocent one, Chucky? [CHUCKY] I ain't easy, but I'm honest. [JERRY (spoken)] So, no secrets then? [CHUCKY] (aside) I like flowers more than people... No, Jerry. [JERRY (spoken)] Well, that's strange, Chucky, cos we followed you around with our secret camara, the JerryCam, and we were a little surprised by what we saw... [Thanks to Beth for lyrics] Back to main page: Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
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