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Some Are Decended From Angels Lyrics
[JERRY (spoken)]
Welcome to the show, Irene. I sense some hostility towards your daughter.
[IRENE]
Some are decended from angels,
Others are decended from apes,
Some are the result of romantic love,
Others the result of rapes,
Well, I wish she'd died at birth!
[SHAWNTEL]
And I wish you'd died at birth too!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, at least you agree on one thing. So, Chucky, how do you fit into all this?
[CHUCKY]
If she don't stop,
I'll find me another woman.
[SHAWNTEL]
What're you gonna do?
Buy her or drug her?
[CHUCKY]
Gonna find me something,
To replace her tainted,
Sagging old skin!
[SHAWNTEL]
Good! Good! I'm tired of your little dick flesh,
It's so small I'd get more pleasure,
From fucking myself with my own clitoris!
[CHUCKY]
All women are whores!
Whores or sluts or prostitutes!
[SHAWNTEL]
You don't know shit!
You don't know shit!
He's just an,
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
[ENSEMBLE]
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fucker!
[JERRY (spoken)]
So, you're the innocent one, Chucky?
[CHUCKY]
I ain't easy, but I'm honest.
[JERRY (spoken)]
So, no secrets then?
[CHUCKY]
(aside) I like flowers more than people...
No, Jerry.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, that's strange, Chucky, cos we followed you around with our secret camara,
the JerryCam, and we were a little surprised by what we saw...
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music Lyrics
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk Lyrics
-
Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics
-
Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics
- Where Were You? Lyrics
- Behold God Lyrics
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics
- This is My Cheesey Lyrics
- Jerry it is Finished Lyrics
- Jerry Eleison Lyrics
- Please Don't Die Lyrics
- Take Care Lyrics
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out Lyrics