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Musical: Jerry Springer: the Opera
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[JERRY (spoken)] Please welcome our final guest, Shawntel! [ENSEMBLE] Fat bitch! Fat bitch! [SHAWNTEL] Shut up, shut up! Sit down! [ENSEMBLE] Dumb ho! [SHAWNTEL] Shut up, shut up! Sit down! [ENSEMBLE] Dumb ho! [JERRY (spoken)] Shawntel, it says here you want to be a poledancer? [SHAWNTEL] All my life, all my life, I've been running after other people, Looking after them, cleaning up their shit, Now I wanna find my dreams again. [JERRY (spoken)] What in a stip club? [MAN (spoken)] Good one! [ENSEMBLE] Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut! Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut! [SHAWNTEL] Talk to the ass! [ENSEMBLE] Strip slut! [SHAWNTEL] Talk to the ass! [ENSEMBLE] Strip slut! [JERRY (spoken)] Shawntel, I can see you have a lot of natural talent. I also see that you're married. What does your husband think? [SHAWNTEL] I dunno, we don't talk... [JERRY (spoken)] Well, let's bring him on and find out. Please welcome Chucky! [ENSEMBLE] Hillbilly, hillbilly, Squeal like a piggy! Hillbilly, hillbilly, Squeal like a piggy! Eeee! [CHUCKY] Put your fucking clothes on, You stupid bitch... [SHAWNTEL] Don't you touch me, Or I'll kill you in your sleep, Cocksucker! Talk to the ass! [CHUCKY] You look ridiculous! [SHAWNTEL] Talk to the ass! [CHUCKY] You look ridiculous! [JERRY (spoken)] So, Chucky, I take it you're not too thrilled with Shawntel's poledancing dreams. [CHUCKY] She looks like a clown, She looks like a slut. [SHAWNTEL] He don't know shit, He never saw me dance, But he watches other women dance every night, With his buddies. [JERRY (spoken)] Well, let's see her dance! We have a pole, we have some music. Shawntel, let's go! [Thanks to Beth for lyrics] Back to main page: Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
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