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Once In Happy Realms Of Light Lyrics
[SATAN]
Once in happy realms of light,
I was transendental,
Golden and bright,
Mmm... bright,
Mmm...
But I rebelled and was cast down,
Forced to surender,
My celestial crowd,
Oh, my crown,
Oh!
Then God hurled me from the sky,
Not merciful enough to let me die
Let me die!
Confounded immortal I,
Paradice lost,
And pain eternal!
[SATAN AND HELLISH AUDIENCE]
Pain eternal!
[JERRY (spoken)]
You seem upset... What exactly do you want?
[SATAN]
Want it to be just like old times,
With Baby Jesus by my side,
I want my old wings back aswell,
Wanna get out of this dump called Hell,
But first and most importantly,
I want a fucking apology!
[HELLISH AUDIENCE]
Apology!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Apology?! You instigated a coup de tat against God in Heaven!
You came down to Earth and led mankind into a whole world of
shit! And you want me to get the good guys to apologise to you?!
Are you out of your mind?! How in hell am I supposed to do that?!
[SATAN AND HELLISH AUDIENCE]
Just read the cards!
[JERRY (spoken)]
This is your handwriting I suppose... (reading cards)
So let's see if I can get an apology from my next guest.
The hypocrite son of the facist tyrant of high... Jesus of Nazereth?
[HELLISH AUDIENCE]
Jesus, Jesus, what the fuck?
Coming here, push his luck,
Make him wear a thorny crown,
Grab his pants and pull them down!
[JESUS]
Old friend, old foe,
I missed you.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Jesus, what a beautiful moment.
Satan has something he wants to say to you. Go ahead, Satan.
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music Lyrics
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk Lyrics
-
Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics
-
Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics
- Where Were You? Lyrics
- Behold God Lyrics
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics
- This is My Cheesey Lyrics
- Jerry it is Finished Lyrics
- Jerry Eleison Lyrics
- Please Don't Die Lyrics
- Take Care Lyrics
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out Lyrics