Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time lyrics
Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
Ladies & Gentlemen
VOICE OVER:
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Jerry Springer Show!
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
VOICE OVER:
Please will you welcome...
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
VOICE OVER:
Welcome...
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
VOICE OVER:
Your moderator and warm-up artist!
AUDIENCE:
Je---aww!
WARM UP MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jonathan Weiruss.
AUDIENCE:
Oh yeah.
WARM UP MAN:
Before the show starts, we gotta lay down a few rules!
AUDIENCE:
Whatever.
WARM UP MAN:
Things get pretty hot up here so we gotta have a few rules!
AUDIENCE:
Got the message.
WARM UP MAN:
Nobody's allowed on stage, and nobody's allowed to throw things at the guests. Dont throw things at the guests!
WARM UP MAN:
Another rule...
AUDIENCE:
What?
WARM UP MAN:
During the show, no heckling!
AUDIENCE:
What?!
WARM UP MAN:
No heckling!
AUDIENCE:
No heck-ling, what you saying are you mad? No way!
WARM UP MAN:
Apart from "aaah" for the good guys!
AUDIENCE:
Aaah.
WARM UP MAN:
Yes that's right!
AUDIENCE:
Aaah.
WARM UP MAN:
You got it!
WARM UP MAN:
And for the bad guys "Boo-oo-oo!"
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Yep!
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Great!
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Yes that's right, yes that's right!
AUDIENCE:
Boo-oo-oo! Boo-oo-oo!
WARM UP MAN:
Save it for the show! Save it for the show!
WARM UP MAN:
And we like it when you say...
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry! Jerry! (Continued)
Go Jerry Go!
WARM UP MAN: (spoken)
Woo! Come on!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!
WARM UP MAN: (spoken)
Okay keep it going, here we go!
(AUDIENCE continue chanting)
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry! Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry!
(AUDIENCE continue chanting)
(AUDIENCE cheer)
WARM UP MAN:
So just to recap, no heckling!
AUDIENCE:
No heckling!
WARM UP MAN:
No fighting!
AUDIENCE:
No fighting!
WARM UP MAN:
No throwing things or throwing up!
AUDIENCE:
No throwing things or throwing up!
WARM UP MAN:
And most of all...
AUDIENCE:
Most of all...
WARM UP MAN:
Seriously...
AUDIENCE:
Seriously...
WARM UP MAN:
Especially, obviously...
Have Yourselves A Good Time
WARM UP MAN:
Have yourselves a good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
Have yourselves a good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
A goo-
Have a goo-
Have yourselves a real good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
Good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time!
WARM UP MAN:
Good time!
AUDIENCE:
Good time! Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Have a goo-
Have a goo-
Have yourselves a real good time!
AUDIENCE:
We want some action! Ready for some action! We want Jerry! Where the fuck is Jerry?
WARM UP MAN:
What do you want?
AUDIENCE:
Lesbians fighting!
WARM UP MAN:
What do you want?
AUDIENCE:
Open-crotch sighting!
AUDIENCE:
Pimps in cat suits, mothers who are prostitutes, mutants, psychos, saddos, winos, cocaine abusers with no noses! Bring on
the losers!
WARM UP MAN:
Bring 'em on, bring 'em on!
AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!
WARM UP MAN:
Bring 'em on, bring 'em on!
AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!
WARM UP MAN:
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS!
AUDIENCE:
Bring on the losers!
WARM UP MAN and MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS!
WARM UP MAN:
Are you ready? Are you ready?
AUDIENCE:
Yes we're ready! Yes we're ready!
WARM UP MAN:
Are you ready? Are you ready?
AUDIENCE:
Oh for fuck sake, we are ready, we are...
AUDIENCE:
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na (continued)
WARM UP MAN:
All right, there's no need for sarcasm! I'm only trying to do my frickin' job!
WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Tough crowd!
AUDIENCE:
Ready!
WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Really tough!
AUDIENCE:
Ready!
WARM UP MAN (to STEVE):
Trailer trash!
AUDIENCE:
Fuck you!
AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!
WARM UP MAN:
Alright already!
AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!
WARM UP MAN:
Where the fuck is Jerry?
AUDIENCE:
Come on! Come on!
WARM UP MAN:
The crowd is turnin' ugly!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013