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Musical: Jerry Springer: the Opera
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VOICE OVER: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Jerry Springer Show! AUDIENCE: Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry! VOICE OVER: Please will you welcome... AUDIENCE: Jerry! VOICE OVER: Welcome... AUDIENCE: Jerry! VOICE OVER: Your moderator and warm-up artist! AUDIENCE: Je---aww! WARM UP MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jonathan Weiruss. AUDIENCE: Oh yeah. WARM UP MAN: Before the show starts, we gotta lay down a few rules! AUDIENCE: Whatever. WARM UP MAN: Things get pretty hot up here so we gotta have a few rules! AUDIENCE: Got the message. WARM UP MAN: Nobody's allowed on stage, and nobody's allowed to throw things at the guests. Dont throw things at the guests! WARM UP MAN: Another rule... AUDIENCE: What? WARM UP MAN: During the show, no heckling! AUDIENCE: What?! WARM UP MAN: No heckling! AUDIENCE: No heck-ling, what you saying are you mad? No way! WARM UP MAN: Apart from "aaah" for the good guys! AUDIENCE: Aaah. WARM UP MAN: Yes that's right! AUDIENCE: Aaah. WARM UP MAN: You got it! WARM UP MAN: And for the bad guys "Boo-oo-oo!" AUDIENCE: Boo-oo-oo! WARM UP MAN: Yep! AUDIENCE: Boo-oo-oo! WARM UP MAN: Great! AUDIENCE: Boo-oo-oo! WARM UP MAN: Yes that's right, yes that's right! AUDIENCE: Boo-oo-oo! Boo-oo-oo! WARM UP MAN: Save it for the show! Save it for the show! WARM UP MAN: And we like it when you say... WARM UP MAN: Jerry Jerry! AUDIENCE: Jerry Jerry! WARM UP MAN: Jerry Jerry! AUDIENCE: Jerry Jerry! WARM UP MAN: Jerry Jerry! AUDIENCE: Jerry Jerry! WARM UP MAN: Jerry Jerry! AUDIENCE: Jerry Jerry! WARM UP MAN: Jerry Jerry! AUDIENCE: Jerry Jerry! WARM UP MAN: Jerry Jerry! AUDIENCE: Jerry Jerry! Jerry! (Continued) Go Jerry Go! WARM UP MAN: (spoken) Woo! Come on! AUDIENCE: Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry! WARM UP MAN: (spoken) Okay keep it going, here we go! (AUDIENCE continue chanting) MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry! Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry! (AUDIENCE continue chanting) (AUDIENCE cheer) WARM UP MAN: So just to recap, no heckling! AUDIENCE: No heckling! WARM UP MAN: No fighting! AUDIENCE: No fighting! WARM UP MAN: No throwing things or throwing up! AUDIENCE: No throwing things or throwing up! WARM UP MAN: And most of all... AUDIENCE: Most of all... WARM UP MAN: Seriously... AUDIENCE: Seriously... WARM UP MAN: Especially, obviously... Back to main page: Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
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