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Musical: Jerry Springer: the Opera
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WARM UP MAN: Have yourselves a good time! AUDIENCE: Good time! WARM UP MAN: Have yourselves a good time! AUDIENCE: Good time! WARM UP MAN: A goo- Have a goo- Have yourselves a real good time! AUDIENCE: Good time! WARM UP MAN: Good time! AUDIENCE: Good time! WARM UP MAN: Good time! AUDIENCE: Good time! Jerry! Jerry! WARM UP MAN: Have a goo- Have a goo- Have yourselves a real good time! AUDIENCE: We want some action! Ready for some action! We want Jerry! Where the fuck is Jerry? WARM UP MAN: What do you want? AUDIENCE: Lesbians fighting! WARM UP MAN: What do you want? AUDIENCE: Open-crotch sighting! AUDIENCE: Pimps in cat suits, mothers who are prostitutes, mutants, psychos, saddos, winos, cocaine abusers with no noses! Bring on the losers! WARM UP MAN: Bring 'em on, bring 'em on! AUDIENCE: Bring on the losers! WARM UP MAN: Bring 'em on, bring 'em on! AUDIENCE: Bring on the losers! WARM UP MAN: La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS! AUDIENCE: Bring on the losers! WARM UP MAN and MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER: La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LOSERS! WARM UP MAN: Are you ready? Are you ready? AUDIENCE: Yes we're ready! Yes we're ready! WARM UP MAN: Are you ready? Are you ready? AUDIENCE: Oh for fuck sake, we are ready, we are... AUDIENCE: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na (continued) WARM UP MAN: All right, there's no need for sarcasm! I'm only trying to do my frickin' job! WARM UP MAN (to STEVE): Tough crowd! AUDIENCE: Ready! WARM UP MAN (to STEVE): Really tough! AUDIENCE: Ready! WARM UP MAN (to STEVE): Trailer trash! AUDIENCE: Fuck you! AUDIENCE: Come on! Come on! WARM UP MAN: Alright already! AUDIENCE: Come on! Come on! WARM UP MAN: Where the fuck is Jerry? AUDIENCE: Come on! Come on! WARM UP MAN: The crowd is turnin' ugly! Back to main page: Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
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