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Musical: I Sing
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CHARLIE I’m getting out I mean I gotta take a break Sit by a man made lake Watch the day turn into dark Pepper’s really out of whack So here I am in Central Park Nicky’s never coming back She asked me for hand And so I told her, “Listen Kiddo He’s just a month long stand Try not to play the grieving widow” So I got my new shades for the lonely guy And the pretty boys on roller blades go by Hi. ALAN Hi. CHARLIE I don’t mean to be intrusive But did you go the exclusive Camp Pinecone? ALAN Camp Pinecone? Oh, yeah. CHARLIE Camp Pinecone’s for the lads and lasses Of the upper middle classes Get your children off their asses Parents spend some time alone Your boys go hiking, girls ride horses While you settle your divorces The best camp in the world of course is Camp Pinecone ALAN I did something illegal with Jessica Seagal She made faces when my braces got caught up in her tights CHARLIE Experiments with Noah Schwartz On evenings on the tennis courts We’d both remove our boxer shorts BOTH Those awkward summer nights CHARLIE Remember you and me in the talent show? Can’t remember? ALAN I don’t know CHARLIE We did our old vaudeville routine A lot has happened in between ALAN You were my straight man CHARLIE Not as of late man ALAN We were the Martin and Lewis of Maine CHARLIE Remember our song? ALAN Smile through the pain BOTH We’re Chuck and Al and we don’t suck ALAN I was Al CHARLIE And I was Chuck Don’t you ever feel like there’s only five people in the world sometimes? So what do you do now? ALAN I teach children Hebrew And there’s a beautiful Jew now That I like to pursue And her father is sick And her boyfriend’s a dick CHARLIE What’s her name? ALAN Heidi. CHARLIE What’s his name? ALAN Nick. CHARLIE Ahh. Everyone knows everyone wherever you go New York’s the biggest little town I know ALAN So what’s up Chuck? Having girl trouble? CHARLIE Well, yes, Al. Yes I am. ALAN That’s funny. I always thought you were a little… um… you know. CHARLIE Homosexual, Al? ALAN Sure. Homosexual sounds about right to me. CHARLIE Well to be honest Al, I don’t know what I am. ALAN That’s all right. You know what the say, you just gotta smile through the pain! Things are rough, well don’t you suffer Had enough? The tough get tougher When your love life’s not a lot Don’t get caught in the rain Don’t pretend you’re Rockefeller The more you spend the les you tell her BOTH If you joke when you go broke You won’t hear her complain After a while You’re learning to smile Through the pain CHARLIE Not too hip, you’re feeling shabby Forgot to tip your favorite cabby Before you drown in bathtub gin Begin to win, abstain ALAN Life’s a show with no admission What’chu know ‘bout prohibition BOTH Don’t be a slug, unplug that tub And pour it down the drain After a while You’re learning to smile Through the pain CHARLIE (weird noises) ALAN (laughs) You like that move? CHARLIE Watch this. ALAN You just touched my ass. CHARLIE Hey. ALAN (laughs) CHARLIE Couldn’t help. BOTH So when you want it go and get it What’s to know? You know don’t sweat it It’s time you faced it’s wrong to waste That super duper brain Don’t be a poop, it’s time to do it Get off the stoop and get into it You see your life go loop-dee-loop The scoop is “Don’t Complain” After a while You’re learning to smile Through the pain After a while You’re learning to smile Through the pain [Thanks to Mii Mii for lyrics]
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