I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Lyrics - Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Lyrics

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Musical: I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change
Song: Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy
 
Man 1
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 2
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
Why?

Both
'Cause I'm a Guy

Man 1
My vacuum is rusting

Man 2
My bathtub is crusting

Both
My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 1
My gut is expanding

Man 2
In bed I'm commanding

Both
By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Man 1
'Cause I am strong!

Man 2
Strong!

Both
I am invincible

Man 1
And I'm a hockey-loving

Man 2
Meat-eating

Man 1
Jock-itching

Man 2
Channel-flipping

Man 1
Belching, Burping

Man 2
Scratching, Snoring

Both
Never-stop-to-ask-directions
Guy! (Yelled) Yeah!


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I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change musical lyrics list:
• Cantata for a First Date
• Stud and a Babe
• Single Man Drought
• Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy
• Tear Jerk
• I Will Be Loved Tonight
• Hey There, Single Gut/Gal
• Satisfaction Guaranteed
• He Called Me
• Cantata Reprise/Wedding Vows
• Always a Bridesmaid
• Baby Song
• Marriage Tango
• On the Highway of Love
• Waiting Trio
• Cantata Reprise
• Shouldn't I Be Less in Love With You?
• I Can Live With That
• Epilogue/I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

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