Browse By ABC

Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Lyrics > I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Lyrics


Man 1
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 2
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
Why?

Both
'Cause I'm a Guy

Man 1
My vacuum is rusting

Man 2
My bathtub is crusting

Both
My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 1
My gut is expanding

Man 2
In bed I'm commanding

Both
By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Man 1
'Cause I am strong!

Man 2
Strong!

Both
I am invincible

Man 1
And I'm a hockey-loving

Man 2
Meat-eating

Man 1
Jock-itching

Man 2
Channel-flipping

Man 1
Belching, Burping

Man 2
Scratching, Snoring

Both
Never-stop-to-ask-directions
Guy! (Yelled) Yeah!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Cantata for a First Date
  3. Stud and a Babe
  4. Single Man Drought
  5. Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy
  6. Tear Jerk
  7. I Will Be Loved Tonight
  8. Hey There, Single Gut/Gal
  9. Satisfaction Guaranteed
  10. He Called Me Lyrics 
  11. Cantata Reprise/Wedding Vows
  12. Act 2
  13. Cantata Reprise/Always A Bridesmaid
  14. Baby Song
  15. Marriage Tango
  16. On the Highway of Love
  17. Waiting Trio Lyrics 
  18. Cantata Reprise Lyrics 
  19. Shouldn't I Be Less in Love With You?
  20. I Can Live With That
  21. Epilogue/I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

Popular musicals