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A Secretary Is Not A Toy Lyrics
BRATT:
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
A secretary is not a toy,
No my boy;
Not a toy to fondle and dandle
And playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy.
No, a secretary is not,
Definitely not a toy.
3 MALES:
You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt!
We wouldn't have any other way, Mr. Bratt!
It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt!
MALE ENSEMBLE:
A secretary is not a toy,
No my boy,
not a toy.
So do not go jumping for joy,
MALE ENSEMBLE:
Boy! A secretary is not...
A secretary is not,
A secretary is not ...a toy,
FEMALE ENSEMBLE:
A secretary is not to be
Used for play therapy.
COMPANY:
Be good to the girl you employ, boy;
Remember, no matter what
Neurotic trouble you've got,
A secretary is not ...a toy.
She's a highly specialized key
Component of operation unity...
A fine and sensitive mechanism
To serve the office community
With a mother at home
She supports.
FRUMP:
And you'll find nothing like her at F.A.O. Schwartz!
SMITTY:
A secretary is not a pet,
Nor an erector set.
FRUMP & SMITTY:
It happened to Charlie McCoy, boy!
They fired him a shot
The day the fellow forgot
A secretary is not... A toy!
COMPANY:
(Whistling)
A secretary is not...A toy!
And when you put it to use,
Observe,
When you put her to use:
FRUMP:
That you don't find the name Lionel
on her caboose!
FEMALE ENSEMBLE:
A secretary is not a thing
One buy key, hold by string
Her pad...
Is to write in,
And not spend the night in
If that's what you plan to enjoy.
No!
COMPANY:
The secretary you got,
Is definitely not
Employed to do a gavotte,
Or you know what,
Before you jump for joy,
Remember this my boy,
A secretary is not,
A tinker toy!
Last Update: June, 14th 2014
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overture
- Dear Reader
- How To Succeed
- Happy To Keep His Dinner Warm
- Coffee Break
- You Have Alertly Seized Your Opportunities
- The Company Way
- The Company Way (Reprise)
- The Entrance Of Hedy LeRue
- A Secretary Is Not A Toy
- Been A Long Day
- Been a Long Day (Reprise)
- Saturday Morning Ballet
- Grand Old Ivy
- Paris Original
- Rosemary
- Finaletto Act One
- Act 2
- Entr'acte
-
How To Succeed (Reprise) Lyrics
- So You Are Now A Vice-President
- Cinderella, Darling
-
Happy To Keep His Dinner Warm (Reprise) Lyrics
- Love From A Heart Of Gold
- I Believe In You
- The Pirate Dance
- How To Handle A Disaster
- I Believe in You (Reprise)
- By This Time, You Are A Seasoned Executive
- Brotherhood Of Man
- Finale