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Never Swat a Fly Lyrics
FRANK ALBERTSON:
Love has made me tender
I now appreciate
Ev'ry little creature on this Earth
That has a mate
Once I hated crickets
I couldn't stand a bee
Now here is a motto
That I follow faithfully
Never swat a fly
He may love another fly
He may sit with her and sigh
The way I do with you
Never harm a flea
He may have a favourite she
That he bounces on his knee
The way I do with you
Never stop a bee
If he is going anywhere
For you may be concluding
Some terrific love affair, be careful
Don't step on an ant
In the middle of a pant
He may want to, but he can't
The way I do with you
MARJORIE WHITE:
I'm the same as you are
Tears come to my eyes
When I see Professors chasing
Helpless butterflies
Fishermen are hateful
They lead a wicked life
Why, ev'ry day they seperate
The husband from his wife
Never swat a fly
He may love another fly
He may sit with her and sigh
The way I do with you
Never spray a nit
With a great big can of Flit
He may think some nit has it
The way I do with you
Never stop a moth
As he is gliding through the air
He may have a date
In someone's flannel underwear, be careful
Don't you dare to slay
Two skeeters while they play
They may want to make hey-hey
The way I do with you
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Good News Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overture / Good News
- He's a Ladies' Man
- Football Drill
- Button up Your Overcoat
-
Together/My Lucky Star Lyrics
- On the Campus
- Best Things in Life Are Free
- You're the Cream in My Coffee
- Varsity Drag
-
Lucky in Love Lyrics
- Act 2
- Today's the Day
- Girl of the Pi Beta Phi
- Never Swat a Fly
-
Tait Song Lyrics
- Just Imagine
- Keep Your Sunny Side Up
- Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries
-
Finale Lyrics