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FRANK ALBERTSON:
Love has made me tender
I now appreciate
Ev'ry little creature on this Earth
That has a mate

Once I hated crickets
I couldn't stand a bee
Now here is a motto
That I follow faithfully

Never swat a fly
He may love another fly
He may sit with her and sigh
The way I do with you

Never harm a flea
He may have a favourite she
That he bounces on his knee
The way I do with you

Never stop a bee
If he is going anywhere
For you may be concluding
Some terrific love affair, be careful

Don't step on an ant
In the middle of a pant
He may want to, but he can't
The way I do with you

MARJORIE WHITE:
I'm the same as you are
Tears come to my eyes
When I see Professors chasing
Helpless butterflies

Fishermen are hateful
They lead a wicked life
Why, ev'ry day they seperate
The husband from his wife

Never swat a fly
He may love another fly
He may sit with her and sigh
The way I do with you

Never spray a nit
With a great big can of Flit
He may think some nit has it
The way I do with you

Never stop a moth
As he is gliding through the air
He may have a date
In someone's flannel underwear, be careful

Don't you dare to slay
Two skeeters while they play
They may want to make hey-hey
The way I do with you
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Good News Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overture / Good News
  3. He's a Ladies' Man
  4. Football Drill
  5. Button up Your Overcoat
  6. Together/My Lucky Star Lyrics 
  7. On the Campus
  8. Best Things in Life Are Free
  9. You're the Cream in My Coffee
  10. Varsity Drag
  11. Lucky in Love Lyrics 
  12. Act 2
  13. Today's the Day
  14. Girl of the Pi Beta Phi
  15. Never Swat a Fly
  16. Tait Song Lyrics 
  17. Just Imagine
  18. Keep Your Sunny Side Up
  19. Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries
  20. Finale Lyrics 

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