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Musical: Goodbye Girl, The
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Elliot I'm dying! I'm dying! I told myself this tragedy would have a happy ending I was lying I'm trapped before the audience from hell and what I'm selling they aren't buying I'm dying! I'm flopping! I let myself get tricked into appearing Like some undiscovered gender A bit of Al Pacino a lot of Shirley Temple on a bender Mark This is brilliant It's a once-in-a-lifetime achievement It's a vision that I believe in It's a seminal work of art How amazing This theatrical trail I'm blazing It's a miracle I created It's a wonder I was ever underrated An actor It's hopeless Mark Exciting! An actor I should be playing Richard Another actor If this doesn't work it has to be the lighting Three actors I wonder what that sour-looking woman Sitting on the aisle is writing Elliot I'm a flop on off off-Broadway There's my agent; there he goes Here at last on off off-Broadway And I'm wearing pantyhose Cast of Richard III If we run one week I can file for unemployment If we run one week I can file for unemployment It's a turkey, like the last time Think of acting as a pastime I may never work again Audience members It's painfull Pathetic The whole first row has slipped into a coma Someone ought to call a medic I've had more fun while undergoing Root canal without an anesthetic Various actors This is not respectful silence They are hostile, tense and bored And I sense impending violence Elliot Well, at least I've got a sword Audience If we leave right now We'll be home in time for "Nightline" If we leave right now We'll be in time for "Leno" Audience members Short of having conniption I may cancel my subscription I'll be home in time for "Studs" Elliot I know I can play this part But no one here will even have a clue I've the right interpretation And the proper motivation But my chance was ruined from the start I really can play this part Paula I'm dying! He's dying! He looks so misera-bleh and It breaks my heart to see how hard he's trying And though I'm pretty bored He strikes a chord in me I almost feel like crying Everyone This show is so perverse It can't get any worse I'd love to disappear The ending must be near How much longer can I persevere? I wish I were anywhere but here He's killing he's career Back to main page: Goodbye Girl, The Lyrics
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