A Warning to the Audience Lyrics > Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, A
A Warning to the Audience Lyrics
ENSEMBLE:
For those of you of weaker constitution
For those of you who may be faint of heart
This is a tale of revenge and retribution
So if you're smart
Before we start
You'd best depart
You'd best depart
An usher fainted in the aisle
A nun from Leicester lost her wits
You might avoid the first or second row
Blood may spill
And spines may chill
It's ghastly - still
We thought you ought to know
It's only just past eight
It's not too late
For God's sake!
For God's sake
For God's sake go!
Last Update: October, 14th 2014
Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, A Lyrics
- Act I
- A Warning to the Audience
- You're a D'Ysquith
- I Don't Know What I'd Do
- Foolish to Think
- A Warning to Monty
- I Don't Understand the Poor
- Foolish to Think (Reprise)
- Poison in My Pocket
- Poor Monty
- Better With a Man
- Inside Out
-
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- The Last One You'd Expect
- Act II
- Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying
- Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying (Reprise)
- Sibella
- I've Decided to Marry You
- Final Warning
- Poison in My Pocket (Reprise)
- Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
- Stop! Wait! What?!
- That Horrible Woman
- Finale