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A Warning to the Audience Lyrics


ENSEMBLE:
For those of you of weaker constitution
For those of you who may be faint of heart
This is a tale of revenge and retribution
So if you're smart
Before we start
You'd best depart
You'd best depart

An usher fainted in the aisle
A nun from Leicester lost her wits
You might avoid the first or second row

Blood may spill
And spines may chill
It's ghastly - still
We thought you ought to know
It's only just past eight
It's not too late
For God's sake!
For God's sake
For God's sake go!
Last Update: October, 14th 2014

Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, A Lyrics

  1. Act I
  2. A Warning to the Audience
  3. You're a D'Ysquith
  4. I Don't Know What I'd Do
  5. Foolish to Think
  6. A Warning to Monty
  7. I Don't Understand the Poor
  8. Foolish to Think (Reprise)
  9. Poison in My Pocket
  10. Poor Monty
  11. Better With a Man
  12. Inside Out
  13. Lady Hyacinth Abroad Lyrics 
  14. The Last One You'd Expect
  15. Act II
  16. Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying
  17. Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying (Reprise)
  18. Sibella
  19. I've Decided to Marry You
  20. Final Warning
  21. Poison in My Pocket (Reprise)
  22. Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
  23. Stop! Wait! What?!
  24. That Horrible Woman
  25. Finale

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