Never, Never Panned Lyrics > Forbidden Broadway, Vols. 1-4
Never, Never Panned Lyrics
My name is Mary Martin
And as Peter Pan I'm grand
Some critics hesitate
But always think I'm great
I'm never never panned
To be a critic's darling
Sing impeccably, but bland
Just keep an open throat
And then scoop on every note
You're never never panned
You'll win a Tony if you're coy-like
More precious far than gold
And if you dress up boy-like
Your auto-bio's pre-sold
So come with me where critics rave
And meanies understand
You too can be a star
Like my son who plays J.R. on Ellis
We're never never panned!
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Forbidden Broadway, Vols. 1-4 Lyrics
- Disc: 1
- Forbidden Broadway Lyrics
- Non Plu Andral Lyrics
- Don't Cry for Me, Argentina Lyrics
- Annie's Favorite Showtune Lyrics
- Pirates of Penzance Sequence Lyrics
- Be a Catholic Lyrics
- Triplets Lyrics
- Bankable Stars Lyrics
- I'm Entertainment Lyrics
- Angela Lansbury Sequence/If the Show Had Run Past Labor Day Lyrics
- Audition Sequence: Soliloquy from Carousel/I'm Sick of Playin [Excerpt] Lyrics
- Merman & Martin Sequence: It's de-Lovely/My Heart Belongs to Daddy/Mu Lyrics
- Carol Channing Sequence/Call on Carol/Dolly Is a Girl's Best Friend Lyrics
- Ambition (Tradition)
- Forbidden Broadway (Reprise) Lyrics
- Disc: 2
- Opening and Who Do They Know? Lyrics
- Forbidden Broadway, Vol. 2 Lyrics
- Fugue for Scalpers Lyrics
- Patti LuponeI / Get a Kick Out of Me Lyrics
- Into the Woods/Weekend in the Country Lyrics
- Annie 2
- Poor Butterfly Lyrics
- Madonna's Brain Lyrics
- Never, Never Panned
- Somewhat Overindulgent
- Chita-Rita
- I Ham What I Ham
- Hey, Bob Fosse
- Almost Like Vegas in New York Lyrics
- Teeny Todd Lyrics
- Liza Lyrics
- Ladies Who Screech Lyrics
- Phantom of the Musical: Goldfinger/Lloyd Weber Lyrics
- George M.! Lyrics
- More Miserable Sequence
- Finale Lyrics
- Disc: 3
- Carol Channing Sequence: Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery Lyrics
- Forbidden Broadway Vol. III Lyrics
- Trouble in New York City Lyrics
- Guys and Dolls Sequence: Guys and Dolls/I Know I've Seen This Show ... Lyrics
- If I Sing It Slower Lyrics
- On the Ashkebad, Tbusi and Kiev Express Lyrics
- I Could Have Danced All Night Lyrics
- Grand Hotel/I Can't Learn This Song Quite So Quickly/Follies Bergere Lyrics
- Someday Lyrics
- Dear Antonio/The Sounds of Shakespeare Lyrics
- Everything's Coming Up Merman/Old Fashioned Ballad/There's Nobody ... Lyrics
- Tonight Who Will Play Miss Saigon?. You Are Hallmark, I Postcard Lyrics
- Put on Your Phony Vocie/All I Ask of You Lyrics
- Camelounge Lyrics
- Mess of the Spider Woman: Prologue/Come and See Me/Mess of the ... Lyrics
- Back to Broadway Lyrics
- Tell Me It's Not True/I Think I'm Acting/Downshow Lyrics
- Scenery, Fly Me, Amplify Me/Listening to Us Lyrics
- Finale: What Happened to Heart? Lyrics
- Disc: 4
- Parody Tonight: Oh What a Beautiful Moron/One Foot More (With One Look) Lyrics
- Show Boat Medley: P.C. Show Boat/Make Believe/Ol' Show Show Boat Lyrics
- My Souvenir Things Lyrics
- Elaine Stritch Lyrics
- Big Lyrics
- Bernadette and Mandy in So Miscast (Wunderbar and So in Love) Lyrics
- King Is Her/Whistle a Sondheim Tune/Shall We Boink? Lyrics
-
Be Depressed Lyrics
- Patti Lupone in Master Class/As If I Never Said Goodbye/Andrew ... Lyrics
- You're the One I Want/Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee/There Are Worse Things Lyrics
- Meow! I Hope I Get It (God I Hope I Get It) Lyrics
- You Just Can't Sing Lyrics
- Ann Reinking in Chicago Lyrics
- Kiss Me Kate/Corrective Casting/Jerry and Liza Lyrics
- Julie Hot Lyrics
- Spoonful of Julie Lyrics
- Tony Nominating Committee: Victor/Ignor-Ee-Ya Lyrics
- Crazy Girl Lyrics
- Rant Lyrics
- Ouch! They're Tight Lyrics
- Too Gay for You-Too Het'ro for Me Lyrics
- Pretty Voices Singing: Think Punk Lyrics
- Season of Hype Lyrics
- This Ain't Boheme/Death and Resurrection Lyrics
- Finale: Something Wonderful Lyrics
- Encore-Ta-Ta Folks Lyrics
- Exit Music: Julie the Star! Lyrics