Xanadude Lyrics > Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab

WOMAN:
A show
That nobody thought would last
Left all New York aghast
They called it Xanadu
And now
We're up there with the best
What a fun retrofest
How better can you do?
Some fancy roller skating
And here we are
A hit so far
And yet our shining star
Is our leading man
So meet Cheyenne
Xanadude

CHEYENNE:
I'm the gay Elvis

WOMAN:
Xanadude

CHEYENNE::
Look at my thighs

WOMAN:
What attitude
Xanadude
The singing Rock Hudson
Xanadude
Please fertilize
Each blue-haired prude
Cheyenne Jackson please do something rude
Go nude
Xanadude

CHEYENNE:
Who cares
If I sing like John Raitt
My big blue eyes look great
When I smile and look out
And man
You'll love my perfect tan
Likewise my perfect pan
Will get you all shook up

WOMAN:
Have you never been hetero?

SHIAN (spoken):
No?

WOMAN:
Have you never tried
To touch that feeling deep inside you

BOTH:
Xanadude

CHEYENNE::
Don't run away girl

BOTH:
Xanadude

CHEYENNE:
Perfect for play girl

WOMAN:
One sexy dude

BOTH:
No aptitude
A little rude
He's/I'm Xanadude

WOMAN:
Nothing subdued
It's like fast food

BOTH:
He's/I'm Xanadude
Xanadude!

[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: March, 15th 2015