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Musical: Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab
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ANNOUNCER (spoken): And now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back, one of Chicago's deadliest Velma's... Miss Bibi Newark! BIBI (spoken): Hello, suckers. Did you pay good money to see a Broadway show, when you could have just stayed home and read whats online? (sung) Come on babe, get on the internet And all that chat I hear that devil lounge Is even meaner yet Than all that chat Frank Langone is hogging Whoopi's spot But as for Thomas Moore, she says he's not so hot Check out the rumor mill And gossip made to kill On all that chat MAN: Oh, what happens offstage is more fun than on BIBI: On all that chat MAN: Send! WOMAN: Oh, I hear that Broadway is a Babylon BIBI: On all that chat WOMAN: Send! MAN: Raul Esparza slept with Chita WOMAN: Chita finally slept with Rita BOTH: And I hear Tom Wolpat's queer For all that chat BIBI: I just read That [something] doin' is dead MAN & WOMAN: Oh, what happens offstage is more fun than on BIBI: On all that chat The workshop didn't work And so the bad news spread MAN & WOMAN: Oh, I've heard that Broadway is a Babylon BIBI: On all that chat Hold on, hon I'll hook it up to links Where there's an Equus clip Where Daniel Radcliffe stinks And there's a running blog That's strictly dog-eat-dog On all that chat MAN (spoken): So Checkie, that's final, huh? You perfer Andrew Lipa's Wild Party over Michael John Lecusa's? Send. WOMAN (spoken): Yeah, I'm afraid so Bruce Memblatt. I hate Michael John Lecusa. Send. MAN (spoken): Oh Checkie? Send. WOMAN (spoken): Yeah? Send. MAN (spoken): Nobody trashes Michael John Lecusa's Wild Party on my Facebook! Send control alt delete! (Explosion) WOMAN: Ah! BIBI: Who needs theater tips When you can get your kicks On all that chat! [Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
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