What's The Use Of Gettin' Sober Lyrics > Five Guys Named Moe
What's The Use Of Gettin' Sober Lyrics
NOMAX:
You know Big Moe, I need a fresh drink
BIG MOE:
Nomax, you're making a very serious mistake here
NOMAX:
How you figured
BIG MOE:
You oughta listen to your friend Big Moe
NOMAX:
I'm listenin'
BIG MOE:
And stop drinkin so much
NOMAX:
I don't drink that much
BIG MOE:
Shut up boy, you drink all day and you drink all night
now Max you know that aint right
NOMAX:
Let me explain
BIG MOE:
Shut up boy, your eyes are as red as they can be
NOMAX:
That ok, I've got some sunglasses somewhere
BIG MOE:
And it looks to Big moe you're about
to blow your wig
NOMAX:
Now I'm not gonna blow my wig
BIG MOE:
When you gonna learn boy?
What's the use of gettin sober
when you're gonna get drunk again
NOMAX:
Exactly
you know, old sam did something mighty fine
when he brought back good whiskey, beer and wine
because I love my whiskey and I love my gin
every time you see me I'll be in the sin
BIG MOE:
Don't you think you already deep enough in sin?
When you gonna learn Max?
What's the use of gettin sober
when you're gonna get drunk again
NOMAX:
Hey you know Big Moe
I went out last night about half past one
I thought I'd whoop it up a little bit, you know,
have me some fun
BIG MOE:
I understand
NOMAX:
So I got me a half a pint about half past two
Now after I drank that you know what I wanted to do
BIG MOE:
Sleep
NOMAX:
Uh, uh, then I got me a pint about half past four
now after i drank that I just wanted some more
so then I got me a quart
BIG MOE:
Oh a quart
NOMAX:
Yes about half past five
now after I drank that,
ooh, I didn't know if I was dead or alive
BIG MOE:
I think more dead than alive
When you gonna learn Max?
What's the use of gettin sober
when you're gonna get drunk again
God I hope this boy learns, lord have mercy
NOMAX:
I been thinkin', but I keep drinkin',
and I'm just about to lose my mind.
Last Update: June, 11th 2014
Five Guys Named Moe Lyrics
- Act 1
- Early In The Mornin'
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Beware, Bother, Beware
- I Like 'Em Fat Like That
- Messy Bessy
- Pettin' And Pokin'
- Life Is So Peculiar
- I Know What I've Got
- Azure Te
- Safe, Sane And Single
- Push Ka Pi Shi Pie
- Act 2
- Saturday Night Fish Fry
- What's The Use Of Gettin' Sober
- If I Had Any Sense
- Dad Gum Ya Hide Boy
- The Cabaret: Five Guys Named Moe / Let The Good Times Roll / Reet, Petite And Gone
- The Cabaret: Caldonia
- Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens
- Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying
- Look Out
- Choo Choo Ch'Boogie
- Medley: Hurry Home
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Band Play Out