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The Cabaret: Caldonia Lyrics


BIG MOE:
Alright ya know this song
when I shout "Cal'donia" you shout "What".
Then when I say "What makes your big head so hard", you lift
your arms up in the air and shout "Mop" got that? let's go baby.

Walking with my baby she's got great big feet,
she's long and lean and lanky, and ain't had nothing to eat,
she's my baby and I love her just the same
I'm crazy 'bout that woman, Cal'donia is her name.
Here we go, Cal'donia

AUDIENCE:
What?

BIG MOE:
Cal'donia

AUD:
What?

BIG MOE:
What makes your big head so hard?

AUD:
Mop

BIG MOE:
I love you baby just the same
I'm crazy 'bout that woman, Cal'donia is her name
know what, my Momma called me up and she said
"Son this woman called Cal'donia who you
so in love with, all she gonna do is break your heart
and take your money", but you see Mama
don't know what Cal'donia was putting down but I tell
you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go over to her house
and this is what I'm gonna say,
Cal'donia

AUD:
What

BIG MOE:
Cal'donia

AUD:
What?

BIG MOE:
What makes your big head so hard?

AUD:
Mop

BIG MOE:
I love you baby just the same
I'm crazy 'bout that woman, Cal'donia is her name yeah
let's go
Cal'donia

AUD:
What?

BIG MOE:
Cal'donia

AUD:
What?

BIG MOE:
What makes your big head so hard?

AUD:
Mop

BIG MOE:
I love you baby just the same
I'm crazy 'bout that woman, Cal'donia is her name
let's do it again
Cal'donia

AUD:
What?

BIG MOE:
Cal'donia

AUD:
What?

BIG MOE:
What makes your big head so hard?

AUD:
Mop

BIG MOE:
I love you just the same, yeah
I'm crazy 'bout this woman, Cal'donia is her name
said I'm crazy 'bout the woman, Cal'donia is her name
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Five Guys Named Moe Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Early In The Mornin'
  3. Five Guys Named Moe
  4. Beware, Bother, Beware
  5. I Like 'Em Fat Like That
  6. Messy Bessy
  7. Pettin' And Pokin'
  8. Life Is So Peculiar
  9. I Know What I've Got
  10. Azure Te
  11. Safe, Sane And Single
  12. Push Ka Pi Shi Pie
  13. Act 2
  14. Saturday Night Fish Fry
  15. What's The Use Of Gettin' Sober
  16. If I Had Any Sense
  17. Dad Gum Ya Hide Boy
  18. The Cabaret: Five Guys Named Moe / Let The Good Times Roll / Reet, Petite And Gone
  19. The Cabaret: Caldonia
  20. Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens
  21. Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying
  22. Look Out
  23. Choo Choo Ch'Boogie
  24. Medley: Hurry Home
  25. Five Guys Named Moe
  26. Band Play Out

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