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Musical: Fame Becomes Me
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ALL: Another curtain goes up On a one-man show Another chance for an eao To say hello MARY: I loved Whoopi Goldberg's act Because she tells it like it is NICOLE: How 'bout Dame Edna? I loved hers ...Or should I say his? ALL: Another curtain goes up On a one-man show Another chance for producers To rake in the dough BROOKS: Billy Crystal CAPATHIA: Jackie Mason BROOKS & CAPATHIA: Kept their overhead low ALL: That's the way to make a million On a one-man show MARC: Another curtain goes up On a one-man play Cause if your last film was a flop Then hello Broadway! BROOKS: I yelled, "I need a drink!" When I saw Elaine Stritch CAPATHIA: When I caught Chita Rivera, I yelled, "Dance bitch!" ALL: Another curtain goes up On an empty stage Another chance to say "My God, she looks good for her age!" BROOKS & CAPATHIA: We go from theatre to theatre, MARY & NICOLE: We're in such a fog ALL: Cause everyone's vagina's Got a monolouge! So turn off your cell phones... MARC:That usher knows tai kwon do ALL: Cause the curtain's going up On another one-man show!! [Thanks to Martina Barna for lyrics]
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