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Unlikely Lovers Lyrics
MARVIN: Who'd believe that we two
Would end up as lovers?
WHIZZER:
Do you want me to reply?
MARVIN
Him and me, you and I
Passionately lovers
WHIZZER: Please don't get morbid
MARVIN: Right
WHIZZER: It's just-
MARVIN: Don't fight
WHIZZER: That I haven't died yet
MARVIN: Just stop it
WHIZZER: I'm sick, but kicking
MARVIN: Geez
WHIZZER: Alright
MARVIN: Louise
WHIZZER: Good night
MARVIN:
I'm staying here in this spot
Whether you want me to or not
I'm staying
Here I am, by your side
One old horny lover
WHIZZER: Please go home and don't be scared
MARVIN:
What's the fuss? I'm not scared
What good is a lover who's scared?
Hit me if you need to
Slap my face or hold me till winter
Oh, baby, please do
I love you too
My lover
WHIZZER:
Marvin, just go home and turn on TV
Drink a little something till you're 'dead'
Think of me around
Sleeping soundly in our bed
Marvin, did you hear what I said?
MARVIN:
Shut your mouth, go to sleep
Time I met a sailor
Are you sleeping yet or...?
What is what? Whizzer, but
I can't help but feeling I've failed
Let's be scared together
Let's pretend that nothing is awful
WHIZZER: There's nothing to fear
MARVIN: There's nothing to fear'
WHIZZER: Just stay right here
MARVIN AND WHIZZER: I love you
(Dr. Charlotte and Cordelia enter)
CHARLOTTE: Shhh. Maybe he's tired
CORDELIA: Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for us
CHARLOTTE: Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for a visit
CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA:
Is it a bad time? We'll come back
If it's a bad time, we'll come back
We'll come in
MARVIN: Look at us, four old friends
Four unlikely lovers
CORDELIA: We don't know what time will bring
WHIZZER: I've a clue
MARVIN: I have too
CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA: Let's look like we haven't
MARVIN, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA: And each say nothing
WHIZZER: Sky!
CHARLOTTE: It's blue!
MARVIN: I love the sky!
CORDELIA: I love the trees!
MARVIN: I love bad weather!
CHARLOTTE: I love the earth beneath my feet!
WHIZZER: I love friends that hover!
MARVIN, WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA:
Gee, we love to eat
And we need something sweet
To love!
What a group we four are
Four unlikely lovers
And we vow that we will
Buy the farm, arm in arm
Four unlikely lovers with heart
Let's be scared together
Let's pretend that nothing is awful
WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA: There's nothing to fear
MARVIN: There's nothing to fear
WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA:
Just stay right here
I love you. (Whizzer to Marvin, Charlotte to Cordelia)
MARVIN: I love you. (to Whizzer)
WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA: I love you. (Charlotte/Cordelia to Marvin/Whizzer)
MARVIN: I love you (to Charlotte, Cordelia, and Whizzer)
Last Update: November, 24th 2016
Falsettos Lyrics
- Act 1
- Four Jews in a Room Bitching
- A Tight Knit Family
- Love is Blind
- Thrill of First Love
- Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera)
- Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
- This Had Better Come to a Stop
- I'm Breaking Down
- Jason's Therapy
- A Marriage Proposal
- Trina's Song
- March of the Falsettos
- Trina's Song (Reprise)
- The Chess Game
- Making a Home
- The Games I Play
- Marvin Goes Crazy
- I Never Wanted to Love You
- Father to Son
- Act 2
- Welcome to Falsettoland
- The Year of the Child
- Miracle of Judaism
- The Baseball Game
- A Day in Falsettoland
- The Fight/Everyone Hates His Parents
- What More Can I Say
- Something Bad Is Happening
- Holding to the Ground
- Days Like This
- Cancelling the Bar Mitzvah
- Unlikely Lovers
- Another Miracle of Judaism
- You Gotta Die Sometime
- Jason's Bar Mitzvah
- What Would I Do?