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MARVIN: Who'd believe that we two
Would end up as lovers?

WHIZZER:
Do you want me to reply?
MARVIN
Him and me, you and I
Passionately lovers

WHIZZER: Please don't get morbid

MARVIN: Right

WHIZZER: It's just-

MARVIN: Don't fight

WHIZZER: That I haven't died yet

MARVIN: Just stop it

WHIZZER: I'm sick, but kicking

MARVIN: Geez

WHIZZER: Alright

MARVIN: Louise

WHIZZER: Good night

MARVIN:
I'm staying here in this spot
Whether you want me to or not
I'm staying
Here I am, by your side
One old horny lover

WHIZZER: Please go home and don't be scared

MARVIN:
What's the fuss? I'm not scared
What good is a lover who's scared?
Hit me if you need to
Slap my face or hold me till winter
Oh, baby, please do
I love you too
My lover

WHIZZER:
Marvin, just go home and turn on TV
Drink a little something till you're 'dead'
Think of me around
Sleeping soundly in our bed
Marvin, did you hear what I said?

MARVIN:
Shut your mouth, go to sleep
Time I met a sailor
Are you sleeping yet or...?
What is what? Whizzer, but
I can't help but feeling I've failed
Let's be scared together
Let's pretend that nothing is awful

WHIZZER: There's nothing to fear

MARVIN: There's nothing to fear'

WHIZZER: Just stay right here

MARVIN AND WHIZZER: I love you

(Dr. Charlotte and Cordelia enter)

CHARLOTTE: Shhh. Maybe he's tired

CORDELIA: Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for us

CHARLOTTE: Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for a visit

CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA:
Is it a bad time? We'll come back
If it's a bad time, we'll come back
We'll come in

MARVIN: Look at us, four old friends
Four unlikely lovers

CORDELIA: We don't know what time will bring

WHIZZER: I've a clue

MARVIN: I have too

CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA: Let's look like we haven't

MARVIN, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA: And each say nothing

WHIZZER: Sky!

CHARLOTTE: It's blue!

MARVIN: I love the sky!

CORDELIA: I love the trees!

MARVIN: I love bad weather!

CHARLOTTE: I love the earth beneath my feet!

WHIZZER: I love friends that hover!

MARVIN, WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA:
Gee, we love to eat
And we need something sweet
To love!

What a group we four are
Four unlikely lovers
And we vow that we will
Buy the farm, arm in arm
Four unlikely lovers with heart
Let's be scared together
Let's pretend that nothing is awful

WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA: There's nothing to fear

MARVIN: There's nothing to fear

WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA:
Just stay right here
I love you. (Whizzer to Marvin, Charlotte to Cordelia)

MARVIN: I love you. (to Whizzer)

WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA: I love you. (Charlotte/Cordelia to Marvin/Whizzer)

MARVIN: I love you (to Charlotte, Cordelia, and Whizzer)
Last Update: November, 24th 2016

Falsettos Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Four Jews in a Room Bitching
  3. A Tight Knit Family
  4. Love is Blind
  5. Thrill of First Love
  6. Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera)
  7. Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
  8. This Had Better Come to a Stop
  9. I'm Breaking Down
  10. Jason's Therapy
  11. A Marriage Proposal
  12. Trina's Song
  13. March of the Falsettos
  14. Trina's Song (Reprise)
  15. The Chess Game
  16. Making a Home
  17. The Games I Play
  18. Marvin Goes Crazy
  19. I Never Wanted to Love You
  20. Father to Son
  21. Act 2
  22. Welcome to Falsettoland
  23. The Year of the Child
  24. Miracle of Judaism
  25. The Baseball Game
  26. A Day in Falsettoland
  27. The Fight/Everyone Hates His Parents
  28. What More Can I Say
  29. Something Bad Is Happening
  30. Holding to the Ground
  31. Days Like This
  32. Cancelling the Bar Mitzvah
  33. Unlikely Lovers
  34. Another Miracle of Judaism
  35. You Gotta Die Sometime
  36. Jason's Bar Mitzvah
  37. What Would I Do?

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