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MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL
March. March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
Whee!
Who is
Man enough to march to
March of the Falsettos?

MARVIN
C'mere

MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL
One foot
Following the other
Teach it to your brother
Make him
March
March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos

March a little bit
March a little bit
March a little bit
On

Four men, swaying in
Phosphorescence
Keep replaying their
Adolescence

Four men marching
But never mincing
Four men marching
Is so convincing
It's a goddamn surety
We're laughing at maturity

MARVIN
March

MENDEL
March

JASON
March

WHIZZER
March

MARVIN
Marvin's always wary

MARVIN
March

MENDEL
March

JASON
March

WHIZZER
March

JASON
Does this mean that I'm a fairy?

MARVIN
March

MENDEL
March

JASON
March

WHIZZER
March

MENDEL
What a stupid theory!

MARVIN
March

MENDEL
March

JASON
March

WHIZZER
March
Whizzer says it doesn't dearie
Don't be scared
Don't get tight
Asses bared
My delight
Shared-

JASON
With

MARVIN
Four

WHIZZER
Young

MENDEL
Men

MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL
Alone in the night
March. March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
Who is
Man enough to march to
March of the Falsettos?
Hi
One foot
Following the other!
Practice it on one another
March. March
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
March of the Falsettos
Marching home!
Home
Last Update: November, 24th 2016

Falsettos Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Four Jews in a Room Bitching
  3. A Tight Knit Family
  4. Love is Blind
  5. Thrill of First Love
  6. Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera)
  7. Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
  8. This Had Better Come to a Stop
  9. I'm Breaking Down
  10. Jason's Therapy
  11. A Marriage Proposal
  12. Trina's Song
  13. March of the Falsettos
  14. Trina's Song (Reprise)
  15. The Chess Game
  16. Making a Home
  17. The Games I Play
  18. Marvin Goes Crazy
  19. I Never Wanted to Love You
  20. Father to Son
  21. Act 2
  22. Welcome to Falsettoland
  23. The Year of the Child
  24. Miracle of Judaism
  25. The Baseball Game
  26. A Day in Falsettoland
  27. The Fight/Everyone Hates His Parents
  28. What More Can I Say
  29. Something Bad Is Happening
  30. Holding to the Ground
  31. Days Like This
  32. Cancelling the Bar Mitzvah
  33. Unlikely Lovers
  34. Another Miracle of Judaism
  35. You Gotta Die Sometime
  36. Jason's Bar Mitzvah
  37. What Would I Do?

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