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Ode to an Accidental Stabbing Lyrics


JAKE:
Goddamn you woman! You fucking stabbed me!
Goddamn you woman! Do I look like a fucking zombie?

Annie:
It was a mistake! What can I do to prove I am sorry?

Jake:
Well, in the future I'd appreciate it if you could not fucking stab me!
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Jake:
You really got me pissed!

Annie:
Or make you bleed.

Jake:
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I'll make you feel better.

Jake:
This hurts like a son of a bitch!

Annie:
Would you like some Pepcid AC?

Jake:
Woman look what you've done! I'm bleeding all over the fucking room!

Annie:
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.

Jake:
Bitch, get me somewhere safe! That thing's still out there in them trees.

Annie:
No one can hurt you here!

Cheryl:
No one but me! Come on, fatty!

Jake:
Goddamn you woman!

Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Evil Dead Lyrics

  1. Book of the Dead
  2. Cabin in the Woods
  3. Stupid Bitch
  4. Housewares Employee
  5. Evil Trees
  6. It Won't Let Us Leave
  7. Look Who's Evil Now
  8. What the F**k Was That?
  9. Join Us
  10. Good Old Reliable Jake (Intro)
  11. Good Old Reliable Jake
  12. Housewares Employee (Reprise)
  13. Death is a B****
  14. I'm Not A Killer
  15. Evil Puns
  16. Bit Part Demon
  17. Good..Bad..I'm the Guy with the Gun
  18. All the Men in My Life Keep Getting Killed by Candaian 19. Demons
  19. Ode to an Accidental Stabbing
  20. Boomstick
  21. Do the Necronomicon
  22. It's Time
  23. We Will Never Die
  24. S-Mart
  25. Blew That Bitch Away
  26. Groovy

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