Housewares Employee (Reprise) Lyrics

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Musical: Evil Dead
Song: Housewares Employee (Reprise)

Linda,
Look who’s evil now!

Scott,
Ash! Kill her! She’s fuckin' evil!

Cheryl,
Kill her if you can, lover boy!

Ash,
Oh, forgive me Linda. I guess I gotta go what I gotta do…

Linda,
Oh, oh please don’t Ash… I’m fine now.

LINDA
I have to ask a question to the gods above

ASH,
How can this be real?

LINDA,
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love. I'll ask the trees I’ll ask the sky
I’ll ask the whole wide world

ASH *Over Linda*
A love so true and pure
A love to last for sure

LINDA
How did a Housewares employee land the perfect girl

BOTH,
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares employee?

[Thanks to Brandon Nichols for lyrics]

Evil Dead musical lyrics list:

• Book of the Dead
• Cabin in the Woods
• Stupid B****
• Housewares Employee
• Evil Trees
• It Won't Let Us Leave
• Look Who's Evil Now
• What the F**k Was That?
• Join Us
• Good Old Reliable Jake (Intro)
• Good Old Reliable Jake
• Housewares Employee (Reprise)
• Death is a B****
• I'm Not A Killer
• Evil Puns
• Bit Part Demon
• Good..Bad..I'm the Guy with the Gun
• All the Men in My Life Keep Getting Killed by Candaian 19. Demons
• Ode to an Accidental Stabbing
• Boomstick
• Do the Necronomicon
• It's Time
• We Will Never Die
• Blew That Bitch Away
• Groovy

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Song: Housewares Employee (Reprise)