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Boomstick Lyrics
Ash,
Cheryl, I'm really getting tired of you trying to kill me! You see this?
This is my boomstick! It's a 12 gage, double barreled, Remmington,
S-Mart's top of the line!
You can find this in the sporting goods department!
That's right, this sweet baby was made right here in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Retails about a hundred and nine, ninety-five.
It's got a walnut stolk, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger.
That's right. "Shop smart! Shop S-Mart"! Ya' got that?
Cheryl,
I'll swallow your soul!
Ash,
Swallow this!
*He shoots*
Last Update: June, 12th 2014
Evil Dead Lyrics
- Book of the Dead
- Cabin in the Woods
- Stupid Bitch
- Housewares Employee
- Evil Trees
- It Won't Let Us Leave
- Look Who's Evil Now
- What the F**k Was That?
- Join Us
- Good Old Reliable Jake (Intro)
- Good Old Reliable Jake
- Housewares Employee (Reprise)
- Death is a B****
- I'm Not A Killer
- Evil Puns
- Bit Part Demon
- Good..Bad..I'm the Guy with the Gun
- All the Men in My Life Keep Getting Killed by Candaian 19. Demons
- Ode to an Accidental Stabbing
- Boomstick
- Do the Necronomicon
- It's Time
- We Will Never Die
- S-Mart
- Blew That Bitch Away
- Groovy