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Musical: Edges: A Song Cycle
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HALEY Caitlyn is growing She grew two inches just last year Mom says Caitlyn’s becoming a woman Caitlyn got louder She’s always talking on the phone Caitlyn wears earrings and lipstick Caitlyn got a cell phone Caitlyn got a license Caitlyn got a boyfriend Caitlyn gets everything Caitlyn won’t play with me anymore Like she used to Won’t help me with my homework Like she did before she grew Caitlyn tells stories that aren’t true She told mom she was sleeping over at Julie’s But I saw her go out with that slimy guy With hair allover his face Caitlyn’s now friends with the bullies Who in middle school she swore forever to hate Caitlyn is bad now Caitlyn is stealing mom’s money Caitlyn won’t laugh at my jokes anymore Caitlyn says I am not funny And Caitlyn is dressing like a whore Caitlyn is growing I saw her smoke a cigarette Mom says, “Caitlyn’s becoming a woman” But if Caitlyn is a woman I don’t wanna be a woman quite yet CAITLYN Haley’s a baby She hasn’t started puberty Haley is stealing my sport’s bras Haley’s flat-cheasted She’s always looking through my drawers Haley is still wearing scrunchis Haley got annoying Haley’s gotten younger Haley’s gotten needy Haley wants everything Haley is mad I moved out of room I put my stuff in the attic Haley just cries when she can’t get her way She’s way too dramatic Haley says I act erratic She probably got that from mom She’s always acting mean to my boyfriend She locks herself up in her room Whenever he comes by Haley won’t ride in my car now She says it smells way too smokey inside Haley is acting like a baby She has no friends but mom and dad Haley loves sharing my secrets And telling on me when I do something bad Haley’s a baby Was I that young at her age? I tell all my friends She’s just going through a stage BOTH I wish Caitlyn(Haley) would stop(start) growing HALEY I wish Caitlyn still played foursquare CAITLYN I wish Haley did BOTH I wish HALEY Caitlyn didn’t date those guys CAITLYN I wish Haley didn’t cry so much HALEY I wished Caitlyn move back in CAITLYN I wish Haley had tough skin BOTH I wish I had my sister back My stupid, ugly sister back We stop ourselves then get real fat Sneak down the stairs for a midnight snack I hope we’re on an upward track I’ll sign a form I’ll make a pact She’ll make up all the parts I lack If I can have my sister back [Thanks to Mii Mii for lyrics]
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