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Nobody Wants To Be Moist

Nobody Wants To Be Moist lyrics

Nobody Wants To Be Moist

Nobody wants to be moist
A bunch of overactive pores
I struggle opening doors
And i lose every tug of war

Nobody wants to be wet
Though sweet soul i do secrete
Can't make damp fingers snap to the beat

The microphone is dripping
My baritone is slipping
A rhyme into this line i'll have to foist
Nobody wants to be moist

Nobody wants to be moist
Though on the dance floor i glide
On stairs i'm petrified
(that's how Harry Reasoner died)

Nobody wants to be soaked
Though it is with a graceful ease
I deduce in which way blows the breeze

Oh sure i have the power
To make paste from a powder
But last time i did that no one rejoiced
Nobody wants to be moist

A man so ancillary
My little song is buried
Not till the commentary is it voiced
Nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be moist


Last Update: June, 08th 2015


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