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NOAH The next day I go off to school. ROSE Noah, darling, study hard! You should see his last report card, Papa, everything Cs and Ds. MR. STOPNICK Look at this! The hypocrites! Eulogizing, rhapsodizing! Kennedy! Kennedy! They hated him! They murdered him! Did him in! And now… ROSE Good morning Caroline. NOAH All day long I sit at school, drifting dreaming in the classroom, inattentive cause I’m BORED! ROSE, STUART, MR. STOPNICK Study, Noah, study hard! NOAH Drawing doodles, Maccabees, bumble bees, Christmas trees and all the toys I plan to buy with… Buy with… Buy with… GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN Suddenly he sits up straight, suddenly he can’t concentrate! Suddenly open go the eyes! NOAH Suddenly I realize: GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN A dreadful blow he has been dealt! NOAH Left my…left my… NOAH, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN Chanukah Gelt! NOAH All that money! Twenty Dollars! GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN Twenty dollars! In your pocket! In the pocket of your pants! NOAH In the pocket of my pants! There’s still a chance! Maybe she hasn’t done the laundry! There’s all that cleaning after a party. Oh please clock please clock strike three now. GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN Tick tock tick tock NOAH Anyhow she can’t—it’s mine! She can’t have my money! I’ll sue! Aw come on, clock! GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN It’s only two. NOAH I’m plotzing with anxiety! GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN Alright, already; now … it’s … three. NOAH Finally! The second I hear the three o’clock bell— I’m a bat out of hell! I run down the street—like a blur! and right away, the washing machine! WASHING MACHINE Consequences unforeseen. I’m on! NOAH In the basement! It’s on! It’s her! The spin cycle’s already started to spin! She’s down there! Wait! Wait! Caroline! CAROLINE What? NOAH Did you find…? CAROLINE Yep, I did. And now it’s mine. [Thanks to Michael for lyrics] Back to main page: Caroline, or Change Lyrics
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