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Christian Charity (Reprise) Lyrics


SHERIFF: It's not about these dumb elections.
DR. PARKER (spoken): I never said it was
SHERIFF: Don't want the cart before the horse.
DR. PARKER (spoken): Of course, nobody does.
SHERIFF: But some of my constituents
Claim he's skulking through their kitchens!
And soon I may have no recourse
But to enforce the law!
BUD: With deadly force!

LORRAINE: So there it is, Doc, spelled out plain.
BUD: So are we clear?
MAGGIE: You'll take no action that could derail this train!
ALL TOWNSFOLK: You should just be grateful
We don't hang him from a tree!
So don't you go testin' our
Christian charity!
So ship him out, Doc,
Don't care to where.
BUD: You think that's fair?
ALL TOWNSFOLK: Take the long way home --
ROY: Because he's foulin' the air!
ALL TOWNSFOLK: Doc we need a quarantine,
We want a guarantee!
He can't be allowed to come.
BUD: He'll cause pandemonium!
ALL TOWNSFOLK: So shape up and show us some Christian...

DR. PARKER (spoken): It's going to be hard on Meredith... but I give you my word. Edgar will not attend the revival.
BUD (spoken): You word of honor?
DR. PARKER (spoken): My word of honor.

(BUD and DR. PARKER shake hands. The townsfolk all sigh in relief.)

ALL TOWNSFOLK: Thank God you'll be showin' some
Christian charity!
And some dang sense!

Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Bat Boy Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Hold Me, Bat Boy
  3. Christian Charity
  4. Ugly Boy
  5. Whatcha Wanna Do?
  6. A Home For You
  7. Another Dead Cow
  8. Dance With Me, Darling
  9. Mrs. Taylor's Lullaby
  10. Show You A Thing Or Two
  11. Christian Charity (Reprise)
  12. A Home For You (Reprise)
  13. Comfort And Joy
  14. Act 2
  15. A Joyful Noise
  16. Let Me Walk Among You
  17. Three Bedroom House
  18. Children, Children
  19. More Blood
  20. Inside Your Heart
  21. Apology To A Cow
  22. Finale: I Imagine You're Upset
  23. Hold Me, Bat Boy (Reprise)

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