Wonderland lyrics
Wonderland
MATT
Ivy’s birthday’s in a week
I want to get her something...
LUCAS
Matt...
NADIA
How about a pair of faker boobs?
An STD she hasn’t had?
TANYA
You should throw her a surprise
RORY
We’ll help you make it uppercrust
MATT
Well, maybe something small...you’ll help?
NADIA
Oh, Matthew...where’s the trust?
IVY
Trust for what?
NADIA
That you’ve done smut
MATT
Oh, we’re just talking about the rave
LUCAS
[waving bags of drugs] I made the snacks
KYRA
I’ve got the guys
IVY
I guess we’re set
LUCAS
We need a ride
RORY
The church’s van
ZACH
You have the keys
MATT
So I should steal it?
NADIA
Borrow!
LUCAS
Why not?
IVY
Please?
MATT
Where do I begin?
RORY
It’s all we got
LUCAS
One little sin
LUCAS
Come to wonderland where never never finds you
Your one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You’re floating, rolling, free to drown in possibility
MATT
How far away is this rave?
LUCAS
Just make sure the tank is full
TANYA
Just come
MATT
This map is kinda vague
LUCAS
When we’re close we’ll feel the pull
JASON
I have some clothes that you can wear
MATT
And what is that supposed to mean?
KYRA
You look like a million bucks
Wear something cheeper to the scene
MATT
There’s no way to cross this road
PETER
I think the map is upside down
LUCAS
Our parents had it easier
The disco didn’t move around
KYRA
Yeah, but who can groove to that?
And what’s with spelling with your hands?
RORY
Yeah and could you ever see them roll?
EVERYONE
God, they’d never understand
Off to wonderland where never never finds you
For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You’re floating, rolling, free to drown in possibility
LUCAS
There’s more than one way to feel alive
That’s why the party never ends
Though X is still the treat of choice
I brought along some friends
Boys and girls our show today
Is brought to you by the letters ‘G’ and ‘K’
MATT
What?
LUCAS
G and K fool!
There both intense
They enhance your X experience!
NADIA
Professor-
LUCAS
Exibit A:
K! Powder, white, and what a roll
But take too much and beware the hole
The K Hole is a lonely prison
Echoed words and tunnel vision
This much, heaven’s where you’re headed
More, and you’ll regret it!
Exibit B.
G! Liquid, clear, a bitter treat
You’re rolling smooth this shit is sweet
Two capful’s the most you take
Any more’s a big mistake
This much after X - well fed!
More than that, my friends? You’re dead
It’s fun for all and all for fun
But keep in mind rule number one:
They say, like X, this shit has limits
Play the game, but please stay in it...
[to Matt]Are you in or not?
MATT
Ok, what time?
LUCAS
We’d have to leave by nine...
TANYA
Come on it’ll be fun!
MATT
Well I dont know, maybe...
[they try to convince him, Tanya gestures to Ivy to give it a try]
IVY
Maybe?
MATT
Alright I’ll go
[Everyone cheers but Ivy]
PETER
Can I borrow this for tonight?
JASON
Yeah but I don’t think you’re going to be wearing it that long
PETER
Promise?
JASON
If you’re lucky
[They kiss deeply]
PETER
We should get going, we’re going to be late
NADIA
[Looking at Ivy’s outfit]Oh thank God!
I haven’t seen your belly button for hours
IVY
Y’know, I’ve noticed that some of my clothes are missing
NADIA
Uh, yah, I think we’ve all noticed that
MATT
Hey...
Ready ladies?
NADIA
I’m not going
MATT
Aww, come on
NADIA
I said no
Fucking go already...
JASON?
Alright
IVY
Well, you have yourself a good night
And don’t touch anything
NADIA
...says the whore, uncharacteristically...
Last Update: February, 17th 2014