NADIA & GIRLS
Happy birthday Ivy, you’re pretty as a girl can be
NADIA
The boys have gonorrhea, now they burn for you each time they pee
PETER
That’s pretty Nadia
KYRA
She'll love that
TANYA
Really talks!
GUY
Zach
GUY
Towels
NADIA
I wrote a song!
MATT
Thanks, but no thanks
NADIA
Sing out strong
RORY
Mary Jane made some brownies, they're dope! Dig in!
MATT
Look I don't mean to be
PETER
Cool, who made these?
GIRL
Tino
GIRL
Guys I need a cup
ZACH
I might have to crash here tonight there’s no way I’m going to make it home
NADIA
What the Hell, the beds still warm, cause Ivy never sleeps alone
Same receiver, different givers, throw the dog another bone!
MATT
Time to go!
LUCAS
Hell no!
MATT
Are those her...
NADIA
Panties?
KYRA
Yes indeed!
LUCAS
Guess who’s horny?
GUYS & GIRLS
Yeah, agreed
NADIA
Open shop, take all you need
LUCAS
I would wear three
MATT
Look maybe I’m not being clear!
PETER
They're here!
NADIA
Pipe down!
ALAN
Quiet!
NADIA
Get off of me
MATT
What is that?!
ALL
SHUT UP!
ALL
Happy birthday Ivy, you’re the ugliest of all
You are the worse and most perverse to roam Cecilia’s hallowed halls
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick
He poked her in the toaster and the pair produced a pig
Whose brain is awfully tiny and whose ass is awfully big
Happy birthday, bitch!
Happy birthday, bitch
Happy birthday, Ivy!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
NADIA
Stupid fucking bitch!
…sorry
MATT
Happy birthday
IVY
Matt plan the party?
MATT
Well, some of it
IVY
Thank you
MATT
She’s loaded, what happened to her?
TANYA
You told me ‘keep her busy’
PETER
You don’t wanna play?
JASON
No…what’s wrong with you?
PETER
I wish your pinata were that big
JASON
You do know those are pot brownies right?
PETER
Oops!
JASON
Wonderful!
IVY
Hey, you any good with a stick?
JASON
What have you heard?
IVY
Come help me
PETER
Yeah, well...
JASON
Gotta go, talk to you later
PETER
Asshole
IVY
Is he ok?
JASON
He's just fucked up
IVY
Well that makes two of us
MATT
Dance with me
IVY
Ok...next song
MATT
Ok
IVY
Matt, I said next song - I'll find you
MATT
You might not…
Well you know, I was thinking maybe later…
IVY
Matt, I'm talking to ‘later’ (referring to Jason)
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[Thanks to Mii Mii for corrections]
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