What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise) Lyrics > Avenue Q
What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise) Lyrics
Newcomer:
What do you do
With a B.A. in English?
Oh, look! A "for rent" sign!
Oh, my God! You’re Gary Coleman!
Gary Coleman:
Yes, I am!
Newcomer:
Say, can you tell me where to find the super?
Gary Coleman:
I am the super.
Newcomer:
Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?
Gary Coleman:
Oh, sure!
Princeton:
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, that’s it!
Kate Monster:
What?
Princeton:
My PURPOSE!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and not knowing anything! He has no idea
what he’s in for! He thinks the hard part’s over,
but it’s not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything I’m learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!
Brian:
Are you high?
Newcomer:
And I’m not some young kid who doesn’t know anything.
Fuck you!
Last Update: June, 16th 2014
Avenue Q Lyrics
- Act 1
- The Avenue Q Theme
- What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
- It Sucks To Be Me
- If You Were Gay
- Purpose
- Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
- The Internet Is For Porn
- Mix Tape
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
- Special
- You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want
- Fantasies Come True
- My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada
- There's a Fine, Fine Line
- Act 2
- There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
- The More You Ruv Someone
- Schadenfreude
- I Wish I Could Go Back to College
- The Money Song
- School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)
- There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)
- What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise)
- For Now
- Tear It Up And Throw It Away