Pandemonium Lyrics > 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Please spell telephone

SPELLERS (spoken)
What! Telephone? C’mon!, etc.

CHIP
My oh my

CHIP, OLIVE
That word’s so moronic

LOGAINNE
I could cry
I want words as lame

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Mr. Coneybear

LEAF
Simplify
I feel supersonic

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Spell hospital

SPELLERS (spoken)
Aw, c’mon! What?, etc.

MARCY
That is why
I despise this game

LEAF (overlapping Marcy, spoken)
H-o-s-p-i-t-a-l. Hospital

MR. PANCH (spoken)
That is correct. Mr. Tolentino:

BOY SPELLERS
Life is random and unfair
Life is Pandemonium

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Staphylococcus.

CHIP (spoken)
Awwww!

SPELLERS
That’s the reason we despair

CHIP
Life is Pandemonium

LEAF
Life is Pandemonium

CHIP
Life is Pandemonium

WILLIAM
Life is Pandemonium

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Broccoli.

LEAF
I knew that word

OLIVE
I knew that word

WILLIAM
I knew that word

SPELLERS
God damnit!

CHIP
It is such a calamity

SPELLERS
Where should we begin?
The best spellers

CHIP
Don’t necessarily win

SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium

MARCY
Set your sights
I am on a mission

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Miss Park: Antediluvian.

LOGAINNE
We have rights
(spoken) We have rights!
(sung) That’s why we complain

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Mr. Barfee: Halitosis

WILLIAM
Damn life bites
But I like competition


MR. PANCH (spoken)
Miss Ostrovsky: Schematic

OLIVE
In these lies
Can you feel our pain?

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Somebody spell crayon

SPELLERS (spoken)
Crayon’!

MITCH
Life is random and unfair
Life is Pandemonium

SPELLERS
That’s the reason we despair

CHIP
Life is Pandemonium

MITCH
Life is Pandemonium

CHIP
Life is Pandemonium

WILLAIM (spoken)
Life is Pandemonium!

MR. PANCH (spoken)
Dinosaur.

CHIP
I knew that word

GIRL SPELLERS
I knew that word

CHIP
I knew that word

SPELLERS
God damnit!
It is such a calamity
Where should we begin?
The best spellers

CHIP
Don’t necessarily win
They don’t win
They don’t win
They don’t win

SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium

CHIP
No they don’t

SPELLERS
Life is random and unfair

CHIP
Life is Pandemonium
Yes it is
Oh yes it is

SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium
Life is Pandemonium

CHIP
Yes it is!

ALL
Yeah!

Last Update: January, 20th 2014